by Phil Gruver
This is my Chief Systems Engineer with his latest design.
It comes complete with a massive suspension, all terrain tires, a wicked two-tone paint job and the most beautiful tail pipe design imaginable. If ever Webster needed a picture to go with the word "Jalopy" he should have used this. Look at those lines. I could never have thought of that. The auto industry needs to start employing 5-year-olds. Just sit 'em down at a scope and feed them sugar frosted flakes; they'll think it's a video arcade. Then fire the R&D section. We could have avoided the Plymouth K-car...
..okay, so ... the model: